Stolen from my recommended part 4

Why won't my sister french kiss me?

I have a date this weekend and I have never kissed a girl. Anyways I asked my sister nicely if shed let me practice french kissing with her. She slapped me and locked herself in her room. I screamed that she was the only girl I could practice with and she was being selfish. She got scared and called the cops. Plus she told her boyfriend and he wants to kick my ass. WTF is wrong with my sister. I hate her so much

Are you... lying? Pleass god tell me thats a joke.

Im dead srs

...you seriously asked your sister to help you practice french kissing? Wtf...

Like its not weird to reject any kiss on the lips expecially if its a person in your family much less if its a french kiss bro wth

Nah it’s family innit

French kiss my sister in her sleep all the time

At this point it must be a joke...

Not even

...

When she’s asleep I drug her then go ham

That’s how I get my French kissing practice
one time I rlly needed Dutch kissing practice and I had to use my mom instead smh

My boy. I know a place you’d be welcome. And it’s called cursed comments-

welcome to cursed comments

Oh yeah so relatable, happens to me all the time

Girls… no man can understand them