Quite an object to carry around with you !
When I was at school in the 1960's (Yes, I'm that old) the teacher used too sharpened our pencils with a
penknife.
On an unrelated note, why did you disapprove my 'having a bad day - alligator vs keeper meme, literally within 5 seconds of me putting in the stream ?
Please do take a little more time and consideration and read the title which did made it dark humour.
Sardine Yoghurt