Funny cause I was just at my job and a high lady beat up a life guard NO JOKE

We've got a sinker! 🛟

Man down! Man overboard! Man bent over by old broad!

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My teacher told me once about her sons friend who was falsely accused of murder and got shot by the police because he ran away instead of explaining what happened.

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are you cocaine cause i find you highly addictive

Adding that to the list of cringey pick up lines that will get you rejected.

what about - are you a song, because you are always stuck in my head - or - are your eyes a maze because i always get lost in them - or - are you the twin towers because im boutta fly my plane into you

The last one 💀

ah i see you like offensive rizz too

who was op? 💀