Uncle Dane lore

rap

Got a little headache?
You better call the Medic!
Were you wanting anesthetic?
Really, don't be so pathetic.

That burning is a bird within your sternum I snuck in while I was working,
But I think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic!

Oh, you grazed your knee?
Well, it seems to me,
You need invasive
Exploratory Sur-ger-y!

See, I may have a little uncertainty

Between patients and specimen? Blur to me.

Get ze point of my syringes in your heine!
I'll Übercharge and buff you til you're shiny!

I could fix you quick with my medigun,
The procedure's painless!...
But that's no fun >:)

But you don’t have my oc who is hot

he isnt hot

My oc is a he? Show me my oc