Starboard = Right = more letters
Port = Left = less letters
Also, ships always load/unload on the same side (port side).
Also also, if it helps, remember that line from "Pirates of the Caribbean; Curse of the Black Pearl" when Elizabeth was screaming at Jack Sparrows crew, and she said "the right side," and they all looked at her funny until she corrected herself and said "starboard side"?
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