Once Upon a Reich
"Hitler-San, the Soviets are on our doorstep!" Said Benito-Kun. "Nonsense, they are our friends." Hitler-San said as he opened the door for Joseph-Chan.
"The Soviets welcome true blooded aryans and all germanic peoples into the communist utopia," said Stalin-Chan
"Good to know," Hitler-San said. "Perhaps we should show Stalin-Chan around the bunker," said Benito-Kun nervously.
"Great idea, Benito-Kun; Let's begin with the matter reconstructor." Hitler-San said cheerfully.
The group walked down a long hallway towards a door labeled "Wunder Waffle". Once inside, they had Benito-Kun handle the controls for the device.
Benito-Kun was always jealous of Stalin-Chan, because Hitler-San liked him more. So Benito-Kun set the device to make any object a mug filled with coffee.
"Stalin-Chan, stand under the beam. It will only tickle," said Hitler-San. Stalin-Chan stood under the beam and was transformed into a cup of piping hot coffee. Hitler-san couldn't resist a good cup of coffee, so he took a sip, and was hit with the taste of Stalin-Chan balls.
I refuse to write any more of this shitty fanfic.
