Once I was alone in the dark
I couldn’t see anything at all
I heard some strange moaning to I walked towards the sound
It grew louder and louder until...
*Uhhh Uhhh UUUHHHHHH* *Clapping sounds*
I walked in and stripped on something long and sticky
it was so big, I think I knew what it was when I touched it
A dick so big I couldn’t fit it in a zoo
And the lights came back on again and I was relieved
But the woman sucking wasn’t pleased a bit
She slapped me with her kazoo and broke my jaw
That made it hard to do any sucking on him so I was sad
But then I had the most crazy idea!
So I picked up the man and swung his dick like a sword
My idea worked! it was too strong against the woman and I was victorious!
The man grew even harder...
THE END!