"Hey guys, what's going on?"
"Oh nothing, just playing poker."
"Well... I've been meaning to tell this to you for a while, but... I'm aroace."
"Cool."
"Wait that's all you have to say?"
"Yep. Ooo, Ace of spades!"
"ZAMN SHE A BADDIE *cumming intensifies*
I know this goes against the meaning of aroace but whatever