Bb:I don’t really care if it’s a flesh light I’m just trying to get my hands on it’s Sweet succulent Double A BATTERIES

Me with my fleshlight: "Jokes on you, pal! I don't need them!"

(Mods, this is a joke. Stop DMing death threats on my Twitter page.)

2 things
1. Fleshlight (im sorry w h a t)
2. Wyd to have mods send you death threats tf 😭

I told them they were drunk after they temporarily removed my ability to comment for "bullying a minority." The people I was bullying were actually horror movie characters, and apparently these idiots think they are real or something, so you know what? Chucky, Billy, I want you two to know that you can sincerely suck the fattest part of my partygoer dick, and given your short statures, you don't even need to kneel down to do it!

Dawg those ain't mods those are mids

I would make fun of your name, but you are actually right.

CUMFART!