Onan: Yeah! Thank you, thank you very much. Welcome to the show, it is Wednesday, my dudes.

*cheers*

Or, well, it was Wednesday. Depends on your timezone. Probably "was". Anyway.

Walt, good to see you, how are you tonight?

*Camera cuts to Walt behind the drums*

Walt: Good, can't complain.

Onan: Great, great.

*Audience chuckles*

We have a great show tonight, of course. You know, this user, "Celery" he hosted a Hunger Games earlier today, and I was a competitor!

*Audience cheers*

Yeah! Got 12th place after I got ambushed. Not even any kills. Guess they were all too enamored by my good looks, and the weird shape that changes sizes on my calf.

*Audience laughs*

Let's see, what else today... how about some IRL news. Pretty big heat wave has struck the US, some intensity over in California and most of the South. Guess that's General Sherman's retribution.

*Audience chuckles*

But hey, if you're out there, just stay safe, drink lots of water... eh, I'm sounding like your parents. New topic.

*Audience chuckles*

More evidence from our boy Pluck that the Jew Twins and Julia are the exact same person. I mean think about it, "Jew-lia."

*Audience laughter*

Hahaha! *gestures* Went too far.

*Audience laughter*

Okay, stick around, because we have a great show tonight. We have SCP-173 on the show tonight!

*Audience cheer*

And we have a musical performance by a bowl of uncooked white rice!

*Audience cheer*

Yeah! Stay tuned, we'll be right back.