"Thank you, thank you everyone. Welcome back to another random episode of Conan clips and AI-monologue writing."
"So, lots of stuff's been happening recently, actually. First, the new revelation proposed by LuckyGuy17, that Dawn and Elizabeth, you know, the Jewish Wonder Twins? Well, we all know it's the same person, but apparently they're the same person as Clara too?"
*murmurs*
"Yeah. Big news here. Who's the next big sockpuppet, Drizzy? Or Del's corpse?"
*laughs*
"Why are you laughing... that was lame. Whatever, I got more."
*He shuffles a little in his position. He was probably doing stuff in the bathroom just before the show.*
"New bomb threat at the Imgflip Trade Center. Tomorrow is the 11th, and we haven't had any terrorism there in 5 months, but hey, who knows? Probably because no one gives a crap anymore about that stuff."
"Yeah... I'm running stale tonight. Had a bit of a drinking binge last night. Anyway, we do have a great show tonight, don't we? Musical guest Squidward Tentacles, and actor Renald Rogan is going to be with us! Stay tuned."
