This should be a subway ad: "Even Freddy Fazbear spares us the great deal of $897 for our brand new meatball deluxe."

“For our brand new rotisserie nightguard sandwich deluxe”

yes

Yummy

Fun Fact: it was ruled legally that due to the sugar content in the subway bread, that its bread is legally considered cake. Yes, cake! Like the Same thing we all like to raid our fridges at night for. That heavenly icing covered joy we love sinking our sweet tooth into... That's subway bread, apparently. At least by law it is. LoL 😆

Wow. I need to start telling people that eat subway a lot that they're eating cake and just leave Lol

Bees are also legally considered fish under California law. Reality is often more stupid than disappointing.