It's way to repetitive nowadays -_-

Basically in a nutshell: My name is Whalter Wartwell Hite, when I was a little boy, my parents died because of a group of raiders, ever since, I've been raised by a nice lady who sadly passed away not too long ago, so now, this is my story, and i'm ready to take revenge

Literally every protagonist's backstory: Both of my parents and my 11 siblings all died from cancer. I also lost all of my limbs in a car accident and I have ADHD.

Fr tho @_@
Can't we have a NORMAL protagonist for once?

Yea

Can I have the link for this gif-

Protagonist: I was abandoned by my dad as an infant after my mother died from falling off a cliff. In the orphanage, I had no friends and was often bullied. The orphan mistress hated me for literally existing. I was adopted into an abusive family where I was required to do all the chores and only fed the scraps of their food which they didn't want. One day, I ran away. They got into a car crash and died. I am now an orphan on the street. Conveniently, my mom and dad were wizards so I'm a wizard.

Villain: ... are you done with your monologue, can i kill you yet

Yes X_X
They could write a dictionary-sized book complaining abut every bad/sad thing in their childhood @_@

Film companies being able to handle working on movie ads:

Exactly

Disney be like

Almost any movie company be like: