"Well farewell, old folks
I have a enormous hatred against every single one of you wankers and my wish to this entire earth that i will doubt to ever saught through your existences, with the only exception being [list of all nice chaps they really remember] my mentality is currently in a state of absolute insanity and the work of mine are becoming undoubtedly more and more horrendous.
I'd better get along, thou the time has ran out
Signed by [insert their whole fuсking name] (they just want to act like the most professional mf with the boldest statement out here, but they are not)"