*gives headpats*

^^

*sits next to you*

Retro: hm?

*kidnaps and snuggles*

Retro: it's impossible to kidnap me, but.. this.. is quite comforting

*headpats*

Dar'Zunala: *sits down next to him not not making eye contact*

Retro: well, as long as you behave yourself, I don't mind.

Retro: hm?

Dar'Zunala: H-hi

Retro: may I help you with something?

Dar'Zunala: I wanted to know if you could tell mr where I was....

Retro: *confused*

Dar'Zunala: *sighs*I just fell asleep at home and randomly woke up here, now I am lost

Retro: well, somehow you woke up here in my domain. This is Elysium, by the way, a realm of blessing and morality, I'm one of the gods who runs this place, to make sure everything is in balance, of course.

Dar'Zunala: I could be on my way, if you like... So I don't cause trouble? *she starts getting up*

Retro: it's fine, people don't normally come here and it also gets lonely here as well. There's also not exactly a way out of the realm except for a portal, currently it's not active. I could create a portal for you to get back to wherever you came from if you'd like, but it's more complicated than it sounds.

Dar'Zunala: I mean... I actually might stay here for a little bit, if you don't mind, that is.

*cutely sends this picture to retro*

Retro: sorry, can't.

Postal dude: Hi there. Would you like to sign my petition?

Retro: no.

Just sign the stupid petition already...

Retro: what is it about exactly?

Making whiney congress men play violent videogames.

Jameson: hi

Retro: hi.

Wellcome to California MOTHER F/UCKER

?

I'm no zoophile. You seriously gonna call every furry you encounter that just to expect them the bitch and whine? You thought wrong.

*to

Mascot Cory: Hello! Are you Cory Saladson?

Miner:You are here, why?

Retro: I live here. The real question is why are you here?

Miner:Fell into here, don't ask how, i don't really know

Miner:I ws also brought here for a reason, why i don't know

Drakou sits under the other tree

Retro: *looks over* hm?

Continues to sit

Retro: *ahem* may I help you with something?

No, thanks

Retro: well, you're here for a reason, aren't you?

No, just chilling