For a vaporeaon, he surprisingly likes fire.

LMAO

Ha

No

LETS BURN THE PLACE DOWN

MAX NO-

MAX YES-

i will stuff you in the blender

DO IT

*pushes the gay water into the blender*

gay water, i'm dying

so is Max *turns on the blender*

Well technically he can't really die as a vaporeon.
he got no organs / don't even need them if he can become water.

dammit

Makes me wonder how a vaporeon even faints.
I guess if they pick up enough speed and slam into something hard enough they'll be knocked out for a bit, but if they can basically vaporise (get it) their entire body and turn back, vaporeon is technically unkillable.
Although I guess you could defeat it by trapping it in a sponge or something.

Which is why it's logically most compatible for fighting other pokemon.

Sponge trap

Y E S

take him months to get it out >:3

now purple gay water

Yes.

can i turn him pink?

might adapt eventually but yea

ENDLESS TORMENT

-until it evolved again.

WAIT WE JUST INVENTED A FLYING TYPE.
WE ARE GENIUS.

Told ya

make a fake shiny, I guess if you had pink soap on hand, but that would probably wash off.
would be funny tho

*puts pink dye in the gay water*

now it looks even more gay

Hold on
I need to get stuff.
Mostly remnant.

>=3

Got it.
*holds metalic liquid*
some kids parents are going to not have the best time today
mostly because their kid just died.
LEAVE NO WITNESSES.

LETS DO THIS

*holds gasoline*
yes

YES

Letsa go

*throws gasoline*

=3

=3

"Fiya in da wata, Y?"

MWAHAHAHA

yes

I will put the two of you in my vault