Bright. I'm gonna have to ask you to not have intercourse with mal0.

1,357 views • 30 upvotes • Made by anonymous 2 years ago in SCP

49 Comments

Waffle-the-jollyfulM
3 ups, 2y, 6 replies
Mobile Task Force unit Hotel-3 designated "Horny Police" has entered the facility. All personnel are advised not to access the internet until the horny has been recontained.



Awaiting recontainment of [5] horny people.
[deleted]
3 ups, 2y
Not me.
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Should I call in Lambda-12, designation "Kinkshamers"? We got some spare personell from SCP-3101 containment.
Waffle-the-jollyfulM
2 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Negative. Dr. Bright has been found to be the source of the horny. He shared German pornographic content of Mal.0. I don't know whats up with him and those photos.
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
*Materializes out of thin air, seemingly from one side of the planet* Did I hear german?
Waffle-the-jollyfulM
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Uhhhhh nein~
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
I DID HEAR GERMAN WAFFLE, DON'T LIE TO MEH.
Waffle-the-jollyfulM
1 up, 2y, 2 replies
I SWEAR ICH SPRECHE KEIN DEUTSCH
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Ayo waffle I found this brand of plush' made by this company called "Accelerate the future" (hehe) sounds cool.
Waffle-the-jollyfulM
1 up, 2y, 3 replies
[deleted]
1 up, 2y
WAFFLE CODE RED. https://imgflip.com/i/7kznb4
[deleted]
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
WAIT WAFFLE CHILL- I just bought something from them-
Waffle-the-jollyfulM
1 up, 2y
[deleted]
1 up, 2y, 2 replies
Waffle, don't get the GOC-
Waffle-the-jollyfulM
1 up, 2y
Your plush will be shredded
[deleted]
1 up, 2y
No please-
scyguy
1 up, 2y, 2 replies
*holds out a pretzel*
[deleted]
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
WHERE'S MY PRETZEL
scyguy
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
To get it you have to find a strange portal, you will know it is the right one if you end up in a library.  Then you have to yell "ALL HAIL THE JAILORS".  Then some people will arrive, and there will be a pretzel.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
r/holup
Waffle-the-jollyfulM
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Mmmm yummi
scyguy
0 ups, 2y, 4 replies
Do you want the pretzel?
Waffle-the-jollyfulM
1 up, 2y
OH JAAA!



*consumes pretzel*



Das ist seihr gut :>
[deleted]
1 up, 2y
From france and germany, interesting.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
I don't think pretzels were made in Germany lemme check
scyguy
0 ups, 2y
German detected, get him.
[deleted]
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I'll get Kappa-10, 'Skynet' to search the Foundation database for any more images. Give them about an hour.
Waffle-the-jollyfulM
1 up, 2y
10-4
[deleted]
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Time to go sell it to the Ch- uh 05.
Waffle-the-jollyfulM
1 up, 2y
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
WAFFLE
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Tell me what task force you were from I forgor.
Waffle-the-jollyfulM
0 ups, 2y, 3 replies
Eta-10
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Le funny visual hazard
TylerLucey
0 ups, 2y
oh i would prefer mtf alpha-1
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Hey waffle did you check out the ban on AdminBright over on the SCPWikidot?
Waffle-the-jollyfulM
0 ups, 2y
Oh I did not. I'll check it out.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
I also got a cookie for beating Dr. Bright
-AwesomeUsername-
0 ups, 2y
How is Bright 5 dif people at once- 😭😭
Neonusmemus
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Time to add that to the solar system sized list of things he can’t do
[deleted]
1 up, 2y
Indeed.
[deleted]
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
Huh... The list was deleted off the database, the original creator got banned for some reason.
Neonusmemus
0 ups, 2y
E
TylerLucey
0 ups, 2y
finally the benefits of being a class-d *beats the s**t out of doctor bright doctor bright: dies Me: wheres my cookie at?
Acrofarmern8_likesformula1
0 ups, 2y
Amazing
Kman3987
0 ups, 2y
go***amn it bright
SharkLazerBoy
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
“All essential personal on site must head to the nearest nuclear bunker. All class-d have been released and have given permission to beat the absolute sh*t out of Dr Bright. First one to kill him gets a cookie”
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
Oh well I'm gonna like this.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
*Continues beating him* Ayo where's my cookie at.

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Me omw to bright's office after I keep on hearing questionable noises from his office (Mal0 was last seen approaching his office) to beat the absolute [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] out of him