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Bright. I'm gonna have to ask you to not have intercourse with mal0.

1,293 views 30 upvotes Made by anonymous 1 year ago in SCP
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3 ups, 1y,
6 replies
Mobile Task Force unit Hotel-3 designated "Horny Police" has entered the facility. All personnel are advised not to access the internet until the horny has been recontained.

Awaiting recontainment of [5] horny people.
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3 ups, 1y
Not me.
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2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Should I call in Lambda-12, designation "Kinkshamers"? We got some spare personell from SCP-3101 containment.
2 ups, 1y,
2 replies
Negative. Dr. Bright has been found to be the source of the horny. He shared German pornographic content of Mal.0. I don't know whats up with him and those photos.
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2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*Materializes out of thin air, seemingly from one side of the planet* Did I hear german?
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Uhhhhh nein~
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2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
I DID HEAR GERMAN WAFFLE, DON'T LIE TO MEH.
1 up, 1y,
2 replies
I SWEAR ICH SPRECHE KEIN DEUTSCH
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2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Ayo waffle I found this brand of plush' made by this company called "Accelerate the future" (hehe) sounds cool.
1 up, 1y,
3 replies
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1 up, 1y
WAFFLE CODE RED. https://imgflip.com/i/7kznb4
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1 up, 1y,
1 reply
WAIT WAFFLE CHILL- I just bought something from them-
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1 up, 1y,
2 replies
Waffle, don't get the GOC-
1 up, 1y
Your plush will be shredded
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1 up, 1y
No please-
1 up, 1y,
2 replies
*holds out a pretzel*
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1 up, 1y,
1 reply
WHERE'S MY PRETZEL
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
To get it you have to find a strange portal, you will know it is the right one if you end up in a library. Then you have to yell "ALL HAIL THE JAILORS". Then some people will arrive, and there will be a pretzel.
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0 ups, 1y
r/holup
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Mmmm yummi
0 ups, 1y,
4 replies
Do you want the pretzel?
1 up, 1y
OH JAAA!

*consumes pretzel*

Das ist seihr gut :>
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1 up, 1y
From france and germany, interesting.
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0 ups, 1y
I don't think pretzels were made in Germany lemme check
0 ups, 1y
German detected, get him.
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1 up, 1y,
1 reply
I'll get Kappa-10, 'Skynet' to search the Foundation database for any more images. Give them about an hour.
1 up, 1y
10-4
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1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Time to go sell it to the Ch- uh 05.
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0 ups, 1y
WAFFLE
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Tell me what task force you were from I forgor.
0 ups, 1y,
3 replies
Eta-10
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0 ups, 1y
Le funny visual hazard
0 ups, 1y
oh i would prefer mtf alpha-1
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Hey waffle did you check out the ban on AdminBright over on the SCPWikidot?
0 ups, 1y
Oh I did not. I'll check it out.
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0 ups, 1y
I also got a cookie for beating Dr. Bright
0 ups, 1y
How is Bright 5 dif people at once- 😭😭
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
Time to add that to the solar system sized list of things he can’t do
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1 up, 1y
Indeed.
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1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Huh... The list was deleted off the database, the original creator got banned for some reason.
0 ups, 1y
E
0 ups, 1y
finally the benefits of being a class-d *beats the s**t out of doctor bright doctor bright: dies Me: wheres my cookie at?
0 ups, 1y
Amazing
0 ups, 1y
go***amn it bright
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
“All essential personal on site must head to the nearest nuclear bunker. All class-d have been released and have given permission to beat the absolute sh*t out of Dr Bright. First one to kill him gets a cookie”
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0 ups, 1y
Oh well I'm gonna like this.
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0 ups, 1y
*Continues beating him* Ayo where's my cookie at.
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Me omw to bright's office after I keep on hearing questionable noises from his office (Mal0 was last seen approaching his office) to beat the absolute [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] out of him