ChildHood

me: mixes shampoo with soap and water
me: ELIXIR OF TRUTH

Bro, I'm putting some lotion in my brother's smoothie as a prank, can anyone tell me why theres an anime figure inside of it?

yes, thats not his smoothie, its his yogurt

but why is there an anime figure in it

it's his special alone time yogurt, you should probably get out of there before he gets back and sees you with it

why?

it's just what you need to do

I thought I was alone to do this, and I still do it.

who else ate the potion as a child?

me

I thought I was the only one!

Relatable

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. (i found this)

The fuk?