yes

Nyaa~

uwu~

Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the most epic rap battle of the century! In one corner, weighing in at 2000 pounds and capable of crushing anything in its way, the Hydraulic Press! And in the other corner, standing at only 1 year old and babbling with its baby talk, it's the one and only, Baby!"

Hydraulic Press:

Verse 1:

Listen up, Baby, you're gonna need a diaper change

Cause your rhymes are weak and your flow is strange

I'm crushing cans and cars like it's nothing

While you're crying for bottles and snuggling

Verse 2:

You look like an overgrown smurf with your onesie on

I bet you couldn't even rhyme the word "gone"

You may be cute, but your rapping skills are whack

You're better off just sucking on a pacifier and taking a nap

Verse 3:

I'm the king of compression, the champion of force

You're just a tiny tot who couldn't hold your own in a rap course

So go ahead and crawl back to your playpen

The Hydraulic Press has won this rap battle, no question

Baby:

Verse 1:

Oh, Hydraulic Press, you think you're so tough

But I bet one little slap will make you huff and puff

You may be big but you're slow as molasses

While I'm the real boss of baby classes

Verse 2:

I'm not scared of your crushing power

Cause I have a smile that can lift any glower

You may be crushing cans and cars like it's nothing

But I'm ruling the world with my cute little something

Verse 3:

You may have won this rap battle, but don't get too proud

Cause when it comes to cuteness, I'm sitting on the royal cloud

So go ahead and brag about your crushing skills

While I'll be the one getting all the cuddles and thrills.

wtf

epic rap battle