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13 ups, 1y,
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Here's a tip
Spin around, that stabilizes the dream
Then imagine a portal to a place where you'd see her often, like school or something.
When you're there, wish for her to be in front of you or around you
This will make you find her and then do whatever you want
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8 ups, 1y,
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
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Wdym by “whatever”?
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1 up, 1y,
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What
0 ups, 1y
He said “then you can do whatever you want with her” wdym?!
6 ups, 1y,
1 reply
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
https://www.youtube.com/@trulyrealTV/videos
2 ups, 1y
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4 ups, 1y,
1 reply
And make sure there's no clock
3 ups, 1y,
1 reply
It's more the mirrors you need to worry about
3 ups, 1y,
1 reply
I wake up around clocks but one time I successfully found that one girl but there was a mirror 2 ft away
4 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Yeah mirrors are wierd in dreams, they show you something way off what you expect and can and will cause nightmares
4 ups, 1y,
2 replies
Other list of items is ironically still water, old relics and certain pictures
4 ups, 1y,
1 reply
old relics as in a Nokia 3000?
3 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Try more like something you would see at a museum
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Like a Egyptian tomb
3 ups, 1y,
1 reply
But I woke up because of a Nokia 3000.
2 ups, 1y
I didn’t mean like that just objects that can turn lucid dreaming into nightmares
1 up, 1y,
2 replies
fun fact: the color red can cause nightmares
1 up, 1y
True, the brain associates the color to fear and paranoia thus causing nightmares
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
My life is a nightmare
1 up, 1y
Sorry to hear that
3 ups, 1y,
1 reply
people_r_us: master of minds, conqueror of crushes.
2 ups, 1y
Yes
3 ups, 1y
Ooo ok
3 ups, 1y,
1 reply
who are you, so wise in the ways of science
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Someone with lucid dreaming experience
9 ups, 1y,
3 replies
how would you even spin in the first place?

the most experience with lucid dreaming was when i managed to turn korean and recite a japanese song while slicing a massive sandwich into triangles with a butter knife twice my size
4 ups, 1y
wut the
2 ups, 1y
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Just so it like you would in real life
So long as you know you're in a dream, you can do pretty much anything
Spinning around is just as easy as walking or anything else like flying or creating a portal to another world in a dream
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3 ups, 1y,
2 replies
wait so that means that i can go to my favorite anime and have sex with the big tiddy anime girl that i've been down bad for ever since the anime released/!?!?!?!?!?!? and I CAN ALSO SMOKE WEED!!! AND KILL THE PEOPLE I HATE !??!?!? AND I CAN ALSO BLOW UP RANDOM BUILDINGS?!?!? HOW DO I LUCID DREAM!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!/1!1!1
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Well doing the sex stuff is a bad idea because that usually makes you wake up, but you could do it. And I'd recommend not killing people, even if it's someone you hate, since that's actually destroying a part of your subconscious, so killing a lot of people is essentially slowly killing your subconscious. But there is a channel on YouTube called "explore lucid dreaming", I do believe, and that has a ton of tutorials on different methods to lucid dream and all that
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3 ups, 1y,
1 reply
awww man so i cant sex my favorite big tiddy anime girl? aww man i cant kill the annoying person in my life? well can i still smoke weed and blow random buildings up? or become a roblox man?
2 ups, 1y,
2 replies
You can, just you'll wake up from the first two, but I still don't recommend them
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3 ups, 1y,
2 replies
and i still sleep with my dad (no no no you dirty minded freak not like that, just like go to sleep next to him) because we're really poor and live in a small house and dont have the money or space to get a new seperate bed for me so i could run the risk of when im beating up the person i hate accidentally beat him up in my sleep?
2 ups, 1y
I have no idea
2 ups, 1y
Depends on if you sleepwalk or not
2 ups, 1y,
2 replies
This is due to REM sleep which is the point of your sleep in which is easiest to wake up. This type of sleep happens on your most intense part of the dream and although it can save your bacon it can also become a pest. (Do not put the nerd emoji please)
2 ups, 1y
And the reason dream sex wakes people up, especially guys, is because they will nut in real life, leading to them actually feeling it in real life and waking up
1 up, 1y
my pleasure
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Touch grass
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Remember the harassment policy.
1 up, 1y,
2 replies
How is this harrasment
2 ups, 1y
No
2 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"touch grass" is harassing people to do it. Plus, it is also used offensively.
3 ups, 1y
Touch grass
2 ups, 1y
I can do the spinning and what not to stabilize it, but I still suck at controlling my dreams. Now, they've started doing this thing where I try to travel to the city, but right before I get there, I'm teleported back to where I started. Which is usually right outside my house
1 up, 1y
I've done that before
5 ups, 1y
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
This is actually false. Schema error you will realize later. Lucid dreaming expert here btw
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1 up, 1y
what is false
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Everything I explained, I learned from someone who lucid dreams every night, and I wouldn't post that comment telling them what to do if I didn't know for sure that it was true
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Did you learn that from “Explore Lucid Dreaming?”
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Yeah
Everything I've tried from him has worked for me
0 ups, 1y
he spreads false info. it only works at first due to schema.
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