Skeleton smoking cigar

i hope apollo helps me a bit

Bro really thinks someone at my school will help

i meat the god but damn you’ve got a classmate named apollo?

Yes

that’s sick as fսck

Also don't you gotta sacrifice stuff to the mf or he's gonna terrorize you

nah, i can just sing a song or play him an instrument, also you can give him food and stuff. he’s also pretty chill (except for the raven thing)

Imagine

All I gotta do is pray every day

No offerings, unless it's money to your church

i like offerings and plus apollo is so cool and i feel like every single greek god is cooler than the christian one (no offense but just look at their accomplishments)

God

-Created the Earth
-Flooded the Earth
-Cared for his people even though they flat out refused him
-Literally let Satan ruin a man's life then congratulated the man for keeping faith by giving him everything he lost multiplied
-Split an entire sea in two
-Opened up the earth
-Turned into a giant pillar of fire
-Sent his son down to die for everyone
-Made the Nile river full of blood
-Created a hailstorm in Egypt
-Turned the world's most ruthless Jew-killer into a priest
-Made a Leviathan swallow a man alive
-Sent the literal Angel of Death to Egypt
-Literally made everyone start speaking different languages to confuse them as punishment

ok but did your god

-fight an entire ass snake and put an oracle there
-fell for 9 days after being born and still being the best blacksmith
-fսck everything he saw (okay maybe that ain’t very good)
-ride a chariot every day because he’s the fսcking sun
-turn his lover into a plant to mourn his death
-made a man float on sea for 10 years because he got pissed
-drove people to madness and gathered a large cult

If Apollo ride his chariot how come nobody ain't see the bro

Also you really trying to act like that's cool than making the entire Nile river full of blood

because he’s the fսcking sun

honestly that’s pretty cool tbh

How come he ain't done anything cool in a long time

And if minotaurs and stuff existed how come we didn't find any evidence of that in bones

how do you know? people just ain’t crediting him

that’s prolly because the dude took the bones or something

You do realize they send an entire team of archeologists

Not one man

maybe poseidon took it since the bull was his

And they wouldn't say anything?

oh they definitely did but poseidon works in mysterious ways

Where proof

idk bruh

L

poseidon works in mysterious ways

Imagine not having proof

he does mf

Where proof

Where are all the tree spirits and centaurs and where's the one dude getting his liver eaten daily

ok so the tree spirits are just trees rn

centaurs prolly died out

oh that dude is in olympus

Where Olympus

up above

How come no space stations and airplanes found that

no like kinda in your heaven

Is there any physical proof whatsoever that they're real

idk but i think they are bruh i ain’t discrediting your religion am i

I'm just asking for physical proof

idfk man