Me, the last straight white male, defending myself from Twitter:

Because being a straight white male is so oppressive and horrible to live as

In the future idiot

My point still stands. Oppression towards Men does exist, but it's not like being a straight white male will be a problem for people until around 100 years later. The only "oppression" Towards White and Lgbtq+ people comes from idiots on Twitter, and I can safely say that these people are just misguided and will learn from their mistakes in a few years, assuming these people aren't trolls, that is.

No, being a straight white male is not a problem. Stop creating the illusion of being in the minority within the near future and realize that being a gay black woman is much, much worse than being a straight white male, and will be like that for another 100 years, at the very least.

ok but can you survive the eye-poke machine

No

Can you? Send evidence, btw. Along with a picture of your genitals

Rea

Today is Thursday, June 1, 2084. I am the last straight cisgender man on Earth. Everywhere I go, I am spit on, beaten, called an idiot and ignorant. I expect it to only get worse.

The church was looted and wrecked. Even still, amidst the overturned pews, the damaged tabernacle, and the broken crucifix on the ground, the hope of my God, my Savior, even as I felt as if I were the last man on this cursed planet who still believed in him, and I knew well I wasn't far-off, I knew he was there. I knew soon he would come to save me.

The world has gone backwards. But I will keep moving forward until the day I die.

Because being a straight white male is so oppressive and horrible to live as

He missed the joke

I mean, if you look at the Politics Stream, you'll get why I think it's unironic