So there was this guy, deffinately not me, who really hated cyclists, he loved nothing more than running them over with his car. So one day he was driving along the road and saw the local priest walking to the church, so he stopped and offered him lift. He was driving the priest to the church when he saw a cyclist, instinctivly, he went to run him over but suddenly remebered the priest was in the car with him so he swerved away at the last second. Then i said to the priest "forgive me father, i nearly hit that cyclist" and the priest responded with "do not worry, i got him with the car door"
