if she wishes to act like an animal than it's all fair game for hunting season

these comments i swear

ikr

Those are therians, and you better f**king not

Rocket!!!

Hell no *eats rockets* leave them alone

No, he isn't

I hope one day you actually change and realize simple things like

Calling random people on the internet your children

Worshipping the dude who brought sin into the world

Pretending you're an animal

Is weird and gives you no defining personality trait other than sounding like you dye your hair secondary colors because you think that doing so will make everyone like you

My hair is one color, dark red

Let me guess you listen to Linkin Park and act like you're depressed

No AC/DC like a decent person

My goodness how much of a goth phase stereotype can you get

Its not that bad, I grew up with it

People like you make me glad that God is able to save even the worst people

God isn't enough anymore

Yes he is

Is he tho, is he?

Yes.

Yes he is.

And I retract my previous statement

What's nonexistent is the chances of you getting liked by normal people

Whatever you say dickshit

Bro literally went

CTRL C + CTRL V

Nope

Now my bro isn't even making sense

That's fine

This is why you shouldn't let children access the internet 💀

I am children with a child but still a virgin 🤔

That's cause you're calling some random kid on the internet your son

He is my son tho

The three dead bodies in the river prove it

I'm not dead and neither are they, they ain't even greymuzzles

Bro's too much of a wuss to accept the fact that Agent 47 could clap them all

But would a made up guy do it! Could he?

peppino is fictional but he could still pound you into grease

Yes

Agent 47 could do it

But he ain't real so he can't physically dobit

And neither is the chance of you being liked by anyone

My girlfriend and boyfriends say otherwise, and my son

What can I say

Degenerates attract each other

Whatever you say dickshit

cry about it

F**ket

*eats gun* I don't die from ingesting shit

Cool idc

*eats toaster and duck*

Have fun being electrocuted

I won't be electrocuted

*holds you underwater, you and the other two being electrocuted as the water in your throat reaches the toaster, while I am under no harm due to my rubber gloves*

*closes off throat* that's how I don't die

*it's too late*

Prove it