ummmm not to be a nerd but that is more than 1 country

what about its islands

Same as a Dutchie

im polish

Cool!

im immune to German gas poisoning

Lol

brish, bo'o of waer

Imagine losing your colony just for it it become the strongest nation on earth.

Couldn’t be me. - usa

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Military only our economy is ok our bank account as a country is multi billion dollars in debt

Imagine having almost nonexistent gun safety food that is so manufactured that some "fruit" juice doesn't have any real fruit in it, putting corn syrup, fat and sugar into everything you can possibly ingest, and "losing the colony" (which technically didn't happen because those countries are still in the commonwealth) because it was a human rights violation.

Yeah that TOATALLY happened. “Commonwealth” yeah right we beat the shit out of you British every time.

says the country that was formed entirely off British exploration

And then kicked your asses because of your stupid taxes

And then proceeded to make even more stupid laws, like very few limitations on guns and crime, and the fact that if a guy breaks a rib, he has to pay for his healthcare

"Land of the free"

Oh so that's why America is the irl equivalent of 2b2t

And have you ever even been here? It’s not like some slum of a shootout, that’s just what fake news outlets are only putting up. It’s hella nice here.

anyways I gotta sleep now because I have a life so bye

Finally go touch some grass

*pretty much everywhere*

Just bc Canada may be a commonwealth dosnt mean america is idiot, just look it up 🥱

I don't mean Canada, I mean places like the Maldives which still speak english

Well the us isn’t Maldives buddy

Im not saying "Britain owns the us", I'm saying "you can't call Britain bad because of stuff we did in 1733"

Who said I called u bad? I just made a joke about “imagine losing ur colony just for it to become the strongest nation on earth”

since when was America the strongest nation on earth

Since like forever dumbass

Having military strength isn't a good thing, if that's what you define countries for then that's just violent.

Well YOU can go ahead and get invaded by china and Russia be my guest mr “military strength is just violent”

*and we "lost the colony because it was a human rights violation.

Bruh found this online LOL

that's a meme.

Ofc it is.

Welcome to the biggest meme website around!

Good point

No it’s because your asses got kicked in the revolutionary war dumbass

What revolutionary war?

Ya think you know British history better than a British person?

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That's the war of independence, which isn't what I'm talking about.

So then what are you even talking about :/

when Quen Victoria sent out explorers to colonise land in the 1800s

It’s not even British history it’s American 😵

"Merica"

1 mile = 1.609 kilometer

I'm an American and I know what a kilometer is. It's about 0.62 miles.

Same.

because the imperial system is entirely flawed