ME: *WAKES UP FROM THE BEST SLEEP I'VE EVER HAD*
THE FUNGUS THAT HAS SPREAD WORLDWIDE, KILLING ALMOST ALL FORMS OF LIFE, CAUSING THE PLANET TO BE OVERTAKEN BY PLANTS AND FUNGI (I AM NOW IN A WORLD OF SOLITUDE UNTIL MY EVENTUAL DEMISE, WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE DUE TO SUICIDE DRIVEN BY PURE INSANITY AND BEING ALONE)