Adult Tim: Survival of the fittest. It's the law of the jungle. There's always someone trying to take what's yours. How do I know? It almost happened to me.
Tim Templeton... quit monkeying around. Hot dogs are getting cold. Hot dogs? At least, this is how I remember it. All right, buddy, let's eat. You see, I was seven years old... and back then, you relied on your imagination. When I wasn't exploring the Congo... I was a deep sea diver. Tim! Our hero! Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I got this! Grab on! Some days, I rescued my parents. That way! Other days, they rescued me. - I'm losing control. - Tim, look out! Tree! You're breaking up! Slow down, Tim! - Turn, Tim. - Turn! - Are you hurt? - I'm okay. Show Mommy your teeth. It was just the three of us. The Templetons. And three is the perfect number. Interesting fact... did you know that the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature? I was the luckiest kid ever. My parents even had cool jobs. They worked for the biggest pet company
in the world... Puppy Co. - Yes, Mr. Francis? - Puppy Co needs you. It's go time. They worked in a department called "Marketing..." where they got to launch new products. Even though my parents worked really hard... they still made just enough time for me. Three stories, five hugs, and my special song, right? You got it! Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life You were only waiting For this moment to arise Hey, Tim. How would you like to have a baby brother? No, thanks. I'm enough.
Adult Tim: Life was good. Life was perfect. But as I drifted off to sleep... something my parents said got me thinking. Where do babies come from? The day I got a little brother started like any other day... but little did I know... my life would never be the same.
Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. Wake up, little halflings! Morning, Wizzie! What great adventure lies in wait for you today? Oh, yeah! My parents always said that I had an overactive imagination. But I clearly remember... the baby was delivered in a taxi. What the... Hey! Tim, look who's here. Meet your new baby brother. Baby what? Brother.
Adult Tim: I had a million questions. Who is this guy? Why is he here? What's with that outfit? Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me? Does he know karate? What's going on?
That way? - Okay. - Okay.
Adult Tim: Right from the start, he was yelling at people... ordering everyone around.
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