(insert malicious laugh)

Mfw I commit more crimes irl than in games

*Me after 10 minutes of playing Pyro in TF2*

Murder
Arson
Terrorism
Looting
Trespassing
Animal abuse
Treason
Breaking the space-time continuum
Attempted murder
Filicide
Vigilantism
Stalking
Destruction of property
Attempted terrorism

(insert malicious laugh) MUAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

Arson
Mass genocide
Grand theft auto
First degree murder
Second degree murder
Terrorism
Reckless driving
Driving without a license
Assault with a deadly weapon
Assault with a fork
Tomfoolery
Destruction of property
Grand larceny
Theft
Killing medics(war crime)
Animal abuse
Torture(war crime)
Slavery
Destruction of atoms
Forcing atoms to touch on an public surface(atomic explosion)
Intruding
Assault
Stalking
Bank robbery
Bank truck robbery
Regicide
Mass regicide
Abuse

Bro... same!

Not enough?

No too many war crimes

Lol

Post this on cursed comments then get some points

Okay?

we all have commited arson, assault, and theft at least once in video games

Fr

Right

Video games?

;-;

pathetic you didn't even get to third degree

I have
Just didnt put it

Man, that's how it feels to just murder everything in PSO2 NGS or in other games that I have,

Games?

Yes. This is the gaming stream after all

Man I do that shi irl, go touch grass or something

Jokes on you. I do touch grass.
Do you really think I'm on ImgFlip 24/7?
Let people enjoy stuff. They're not hurting you, so shush.

It’s a joke calm down I’m just saying what you do in the game (kill people) is what I do irl

It's hard to tell what's a joke, it is the internet.
And y'know, you shouldn't out yerself like that.
Because hey. You never know who's watching.

Good point

Yep. You don't want anyone to find out, now do you?

No witnesses, I am 50 miles away from you going towards you at a consistent speed of of 25 mph. Start running

Sounds familar enough. Don't worry. I keep secrets mainly because I forget a few things of what people tell me. So I didn't see anything.

Damn bro you a game dev?

Burning down villages
Killing iron golems
Trading Wandering Villagers
Saying Horse armor is useful
Spawning multiple monsters and warden to slay a village
Blowing up villagers house
Killing an enderman infront of an enderman then giving the pearl
Put Lava in a village.
Thats just the minecraft stuff,
Alright now lets go to roblox
Drawing Innapropite things
Getting Banned for who knows what-

Me irl

At least 1836 kills in fortnite, brawl stars, and gta

Me over here having dropped 200 nukes is MW.

Me having blown up 1000s of villages in minecraft

Me in tf2:

What’s a video game? Is that where you enter a war and commit crimes?

No look the term up