me irl

i got hit in the eye with a tennis ball once

FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI
WE EAT OUR COUNTRY’S CRAYONS IN THE AIR ON LAND AND SEA
FIRST TO FIGHT FOR RIGHT AND FREEDOM AND TO KEEP OUR CRAYONS CLEAN
WE ARE PROUD TO CLAIM THE TITLE OF UNITED STATES MARINES

I once got shot with a pellet gun and it went into the middle of my brain and I still to this day have a 'spliting' headache

Can confirm