MY GOOFY AHH AUNTIE STABBED MY GRANDPA WITH LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE KNIVES. MY SISTER CAUGHT ME PLAYING WITH MY WIGGLY WORM. SO I THREW A KIM KARDASHIAN BUTTCHEEK AT HER. I FORCE FED A WHOLE BOTTLE OF MELATONIN TO MY FATHER AND HE FORGOT TO WAKE UP. MY DOCTOR DIAGNOSED ME WITH TYPE 7 GENITAL HERPES AND I GOT BUMPS ALL OVER MY TESTICLES