TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE 2 MONTH GLORIOUS ANNIVERSARY OF THE SITE MOD REGIME. WE HAVE CREATED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALL HISTORY, A GARDEN OF PURE IDEOLOGY, WHERE EACH MEMER MAY BLOOM, SECURE FROM THE PESTS OF CONTRADICTORY TRUE THOUGHTS. OUR UNIFICATION OF THOUGHTS IS MORE POWERFUL A WEAPON THAN ANY FLEET OR ARMY ON EARTH. WE ARE ONE PEOPLE, WITH ONE WILL, ONE RESOLVE, ONE CAUSE. OUR ENEMIES SHALL TORTURE THEMSELVES TO DEATH, AND WE WILL BURY THEM WITH THEIR OWN CONFUSION. WE SHALL PREVAIL!