aight here we go: comment a superpower, but first to reply chooses side effect

able to grown plants without them withering

something of equal value will wither instead

incredible running speed (scout)
high blast tolerance (soldier)
ability to make anything from anything (pyro)
master demolitionist, ability to charge (demoman)
infinite sandwich (heavy)
ability to build and upgrade things with scrap metal (engineer)
master doctor (medic)
high skill sniping (sniper)
ability to go invisible (spy)

TL:DR tf2 power

the sandwiches are always stale

but that's still a lot of skills

Yay