she gonna buy this pen frfr

I WANT THAT F**KING PEN BRO

real

I.

NEED.

THAT.

PEN.

i could turn into it

Video evidence? 🤨

evidence in our dms

Bet

😳

😃

🥑

*slaps wrists with ruler*
NO PEN

Bro I'm a masochist- uhhhh
I NEED THE PEN

*doesn't slap wrists with ruler*
NO PEN

I NEEEED THE PEN

*continues to not slap wrists with ruler*
NO
DAMN
PEN

I NEED THE DAMN PEN

Do you love Jesus

Yeah

*slaps you with ruler*

I-

sorry 😭😭😭😭😭

You're fine :)

:)

:)

^^

^^

Now what do you love more

Jesus

Or this pen that will break in a day

Jesus

So why don't we take some time to pray to God

Ok

Pater noster, qui es in caelis,
sanctificetur nomen tuum.
Adveniat regnum tuum.
Fiat voluntas tua,
sicut in caelo, et in terra.
Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie,
et dimitte nobis debita nostra,
sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris.
Et ne nos inducas in tentationem,
sed libera nos a malo.
Amen.

Wdf is this language?

Latin

Ah

why tho

bc fire

bruh
its a pen
what are you going to do with a pen

Bc uhh uhhh

what? you're going to use it as a d**do?

isn't it too thin?

Yeah but I'm sure I can think of somethin

you can use it as a d**do AND a lighter
im so sorry- 😭😭😭😭😭

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

great minds think alike

Frrr