I love among us so much. When i go to bed, i can’t stop resisting the urge to have masturbate on top of my among us body pillow. I fail all of my classes at school because i can’t stop thinking about the red jelly bean shaped character and neither can i resist the urge to scream “SUSSY” when i see anything that even remotely resembles a character from the perfect video game known as among us. I have to take my among us pillow everywhere i go because i’ll suffer withdrawal if i don’t have it. I don’t care about rule 34 and shit, i just love among us, if it were a person i’d marry it, no matter the gender. I go on imgflip every single day to post among us memes and ignore the mean amongusphobes that constantly attack me. I don’t care if you hate among us. The true meaning of life for me is among us, and YOU CANT STOP THAT. Every time i look at the “📮” emoji, i cum so hard that it seems humanly impossible, and i get a godly boner that anyone can see from even hundreds of feet away. When i see dwayne johnson raise his eyebrows by one nanometer, i think of red venting, and thoughts swirl around my head, mostly consisting of “RED SUS, AMOGUS”. Everywhere i go, i see among us, and i’m embracing it.
