I've come to make an announcement. Meowbahh is a bitchass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-f**king quilly dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife and he said it was 'this big' and I said 'that's disgusting'.
So I'mma make a call-out post on my twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He f**ked my wife so I'm gonna f**k the Earth. That's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrropllllets hit the f**king Earth. Now get outta my f**king sight before I piss on you, too.
