DO YOU SUFFER FROM LACK OF A FATHER FIGURE? DO YOU HAVE CLINICAL DEPRESSION? HAVE YOU EVER “ACCIDENTALLY” BROKEN YOUR MOM’S FAVORITE COFFEE CUP AND WHICH SHE FOUND OUT YOU DID SHE TIED YOU TO A BED AND SPANKED YOU WITH A METAL SPATULA? IF YOU SAID YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS… I DON’T CARE.
