Cheese. Lot’s of cheese. So much f**king cheese. Who the f**k told you to do it? Who said it was a good idea to start eating cheese? You, my friends, are a national disgrace. But don’t worry, there’s a long history of greed-induced heart attacks, explosions, and other attempts to derail a mouse’s life so that we can eat a few blocks of extruded cow shit. Here are a few classic movies in which rodents try to hijack the lives of people who don’t deserve to live past the age of seven. (All times Eastern.) Advertisement First let’s revisit this 1964 classic. The protagonist is a mouse who kills the baby’s momma for food, but not before she gives birth to a mutant offspring that is a physical and psychological force to be reckoned with. There are also rats. We kick things off with a psychotic cat who gets off on decapitating pigeons for dinner, even though he knows they have been trained by the government to hate him. Advertisement Chicks are gross. Cat girls are grosser. Plus, there are superlatives to be thrown around, like “grossest” and “grossest of all time.” Advertisement The question is, which is worse, rats or cats? I say cats. Rats are the scum of the earth. Cats are the mammal equivalent of a human
