heavy weapons guy

ok

...and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two-hundred-dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

[laughs]
[checks barrel of minigun] Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?

"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

sandvich