chadbraham lincon

- Freed the slaves
- Wouldn't tolerate rebellion against the Union
- Threatened to arrest the Supreme Court Chief Justice for being racist
- Awesome beard
- Guided the nation through the deepest crisis in its history, and died a martyr

Also had the coolest and tallest hat in the history of ever

What a gentlechad

Insted of picking cotton, go pick up some bitches

"Call me Abe, cause I ain't lincoln with you hoes."