Pop tarts are great. I like strawberry pop tarts. My friend likes blueberry pop tarts. I try to tell him that strawberry is better, but he doesn't listen. Strawberry pop tarts are good. So are blueberry, but they're not as good. Strawberry is better. I then handed my friend a blueberry pop tart. And I got myself a strawberry pop tart. We both took a bite out of our pop tarts simultaneously. His blueberry pop tart was secretly laced with poison. He then perished. Little did I know, my pop tart was also laced with poison. Now we are both currently in the afterlife still arguing about which pop tart flavor is better.
Repost this to 5 different people to make sure this doesn't happen to you.