Dance Funeral

Father SpaceFanatic stepped up to the podium. He put out his script and began to speak. "We are here today, to say goodbye to our brother Crunch, who is now leaving our humble stream and ascending to heaven, where he will have a life and touch grass."

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Only the stream i think

Would you like to give your own eulogy

I lost pizza.

A Reading from the Book of Armaments.

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

The word of the Lord.