If big brother tells you he needs to ban military style weapons FOR YOUR SAFTEY, and immediately decides kevlar is an "assault rifle?"
We know what's going on.
LIBERAL CONSPIRACY THEORISTS EXPLAINING THAT THEIR GOAL ISN'T CIVILIAN DISARMAMENT; BECAUSE KEVLAR VESTS REALLY ARE AUTOMATIC MILITARY RIFLES THAT SHOOT 9MM BUMPSTOCKS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR LUNGS CLEAN OUT.
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