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NOBODY CAME FOR ME
*New tape*

ATTENTION
Viewing of the following footage is illegal and punishable by law if not previously cleared with your assistant.

If you have access to this recording and are not part of your local authority, please stop the video and discard of the tape immediately.

MANDELA COUNTY POLICE DEPARTMENT TRAINING VIDEO

POSITION: EMERGENCY CALL OPERATOR

While at the station, a situation may occur where the local 911 dispatchers run out of operators to handle calls, so they are given to us instead.

THE THREE COMMON EMERGENCIES
There are three, and only three, scenarios that you will handle with a caller.

POLICE
When the caller needs the police, send available personnel to the address.

FIRE
When the caller has a fire-related emergency, contact our neighboring fire department with the address and a brief description of the event.

MEDICAL
When the caller has a medical emergency, immediately contact the Mandela Community HospitalL̸̨̨̛̳̭͓̰͂͛́̀͂̀̄ͅL̶̨̤̰̲̺̖̝̯̄̓͛̎͛́̑̅̚͜L̵̡̪̗̱͇̤̥̫͚̯͙̰̘̠͎̎͛̈̈́̿̽͝Ļ̵̨̞̤̻̰̫̖̼̠̘̖̰̹̳̀̊̓͠L̴͕̱͍̮̗͇̻̗̮̩̒̈̈́̏̾̂̎̀̋̍̐͊̕͜͝͠L̸̺̘̟̯͚̝̝͔̊̿͗͝Ļ̶̢̛̛̗͓̹̰̍̅̍͒̀̐̏̈́͠L̶̨͍͙̰͉̠̄̇̃͝L̸̘̯̖̪̗̲̀̍̿̋̒̀͊̕͝Ḻ̷̨̼̯̣͔̞͈͈̇͌̋̆̅̋L̶̢̧̨̛̩͇͈̟̤̺̜̲͎͕̅́̌͊́̔̇́̈́̌͘̚͜͝L̵̼̼̬̮̘̮̫̋͐̀̉̚͝ͅĽ̴̤̂̃́̎̔͗̀̈͗͜L̴̨̢̹̭̣̣̬̫̲͙͒̊͗̄͌͝͠Ļ̸̟̮̣̫̣̙̖̲̿̈́́̀͂͆́̆̒͒̕̕͜͝͝͠L̸͙͔̤͕̱͍͓̻̠͈͇̬̈́͂͑̓̿͐̌̿̽͜͜͜͝L̴̨̫̮͔͎̪̹̮̯͈̪̹̻͆L̶̡̧͔̖͖̿̀̍͗̕Ḻ̵̨͓̻͕̗͍͈͇̻̣̠͌̓͋̅ͅͅL̸̡̧̧̻̯͉̳̖̻̯̦͕̤̋̂̐͋́̆͛L̸̡̡̡̰̣̠̥̣̹̬̩̙͉̉̎͊̌ͅḺ̴̪̯̭͈́̑̆̎̋̒͠L̵̡̨͙̳̝͍͈͚̻̙̖͚̃̑̈́͗̇́́͂͂̓̊̍̇̚͘L̷͇͌̆̍̽̍͛͛̊L̷̙̟̟̫̞͕̰̖̼̞͇͕̹̠̤̊͊L̶̫̝̯̣̬̭͍̳͙̪̜̘̆̌̓̆͘L̸̢̜̅̏̈́̌̓L̶̮͓̤̎́̾L̶̩̼̫̖̥̲̣͇̤̥̻̤͔̎́̃͜L̶̡̪̯̦̇́́͆̅̑́̿͆͌L̵̨̡̮̣̝͔̹̬͍̝̔͑̍̀̌̆͜͜͝L̷̢̳̰͕̘̗͚̓̒

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Here at the Mandela County Police Department, we thank you for viewing this instruc

encounter

Do not help a caller reporting an Alternate encounter.

No matter how frantic their screams are.

Calmly reassure the caller that help is on the way.

The call can be ended when they stop responding to your questions.

Do not speak too much.

You might accidentally reveal your fear.

NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
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TODDLER STRESS ASSESSMENT VIDEO
Record your child's responses to the following media.

SECTION ONE

(Audio of a bird chirping)

Record response.

(Audio of a baby laughing)

Record response.

(Audio of sheep)

Record response.

daddy didnt tuck me in
and there is a man in the closet

The Scary Night
By Mark, Age 4

School: Mandela Elementary School
Grade: 4K

Daddy didnt check under my bed last night.
So I went to Mommy's room.
I was scared. There was scary nocking on the door.
And the scarest part is walking by the dark room down the stares.

SCARY -> ME ^

Almost at Mommy's room. Then I saw the man in the corner.

<- Him.

And then I fell asleep.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SECTION TWO
(Image of a cat)

(Image of a family)

(Image of a balloon)

(T̷̞̠̈́̋̋̃͠H̵̡̳͚̮̜͒̆͂̽̀̑̀͂͐̑̃͂͘̚͝Ė̸̡̛̟͇̙̜̭̮̱̮̭͍̹͉́̿̕͝ ̴̻͍̻̭̍̓̏̑̃͆S̴̪̣̳͕̺͉̭̜̳͍̝̈̈́̑͛̔́͑̊̀́́͝C̷͔̼͙͖͉͆͂̈̎͒̑̄̃͝A̶̲͙̦̹̺̱̩̟̔̍̋͗̈́͆̔̿̓͘ͅR̷͉̩͙͎̗͒̐͒̃̃͗͐͌Y̸̧̡͈̙̫̫̩͎̙̞̳͈̲̱̿̆̕ ̷̧̨͎̦̦̠̞̗̰̜̣̼̬̥͋͗̄̉̆͌̎̏͝ͅR̸̮̩̬͈̫̲̯͈̝̞̜̪͌̃̊̒̎͌̿̿̅O̵͖͉͔̲̘͔̙̰̖̥͈̺̰͚̍͐̃̓̉̅̅̎̎́̿̂͂͠O̸̹̺̩͠ͅͅM̵̹̫̭̄͒̔͋̃̏̔̕̕͠͝)

(Him.)
an Intruder

MODULE COMPLETE
If anything unexpected occurred during the test, let your advisor know immediately.
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We have diff timezones
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UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF TEMPORAL PHENOMENA

We are currently receiving countless reports of an unidentified hostile organism that will be referred to as "Alternates". Until we have a complete understanding of the threat it is important to stay home, lock all doors and windows, and have access to a loaded ranged weapon at all times.

You will know if an Alternate exists solely based on their physical characteristics. If you see another person who looks identical to you, run away and hide. If you see a person that has a biologically impossible characteristic, run away and hide. If one manages to break into your home, refrain from any kind of communication or contact with the threat.

These intelligent lifeforms utilize elements of psychological warfare to take advantage of their victims. While we heavily discourage any kind of contact or communication with an Alternate, we make exceptions for attempts at executing them yourself.

IN THE EVENT OF AN ALTERNATE ENCOUNTER
FOLLOW THE "THINK" PRINCIPLE

T - TELL an authority figure about your encounter
H - HINDER the Alternate's movement
I - IDENTIFY the class type
N - NEUTRALIZE the Alternate (if safe to do so)
K -

KILL YOURSELF (There's not enough room for the two of us)

K - KNOW YOUR PLACE in reality
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TYPE ONE - DOPPELGANGER
(Image of a woman and her Alternate. The Alternate is slightly shorter.)
(Image of a man and her Alternate. The Alternate has slight face changes.)

TYPE THREE
(Image of a woman and her Alternate. The Alternate's face is blank.)
(Image of a man and her Alternate. The Alternate has a black, horrible face that stares upon its victim, longing for your death.)
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VICTIM ONE - Mark Heathcliff
VICTIM TWO - Cesar Torres

(ringing)

Cesar: Hey, it's Cesar, I hope it's not too late.
Mark: No, it's fine, don't worry. What's up, are you alright?
Cesar: Yeah, it's not me, it's my mom. She's knocked out cold, and I have no idea why. I'm on my way to the ER, but could you do me a favor?
Mark: Yeah of course, what is it?
Cesar: I just need you to come over and turn on the cameras we have set up, you know the ones we installed after we were robbed?
Mark: Oh yeah, would you mind if I asked why?
Cesar: Well, she screamed really loud right before I found her on the ground. I, I just...
Mark: Well, do you have your doors and windows locked, like what the broadcast told us to do?
Cesar: Yeah, that's the weird part. Maybe she saw something? I don't, I don't know...
Mark: Alright, I mean, it shouldn't be too bad. I'm just gonna switch 'em on and get out of there though, you know how I feel about your house.
Cesar: Yeah, that's fine. One last thing, try to get a good view of the

(ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR)

Mark: Okay
Cesar: Alright I gotta go, I'm almost at the hospital.

*driving*

MOTION DETECTED AT
03:31 AM
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SOUND INCREASE DETECTED AT
05:34 AM
RECORDING START

Who are you? Get away from me! NOOOǑ̴̠̲̍̇̓̀̒̈́͒͑̀̿͑̚Ǒ̵̰̓͊͑̀͠Ơ̵̢͊̾̓̂́Ȍ̵̽̚͜Ȯ̵̧̙̘̱͖͕̬̱͍̅̋̾͋̓͜Ò̶̦̎̂͊̈̈̄̊͝Ò̶͇͈̫͍͎̜̝͓͖̪̪̻̒͗̉̒̈́̍̚ͅǑ̴̲̣̉͘͝Ò̴̙̗̠̣̩͔́̏̓̿̉̿̍͑̐͆̊̅ͅƠ̸̝͇̓̀̿̈́̊̓̀͒͛̇͝Ǫ̴̧̦̺̬̘̤͈̙̗̖̈́͂̃̂͛Ó̵̖̗̟̣̮̹̈̓̉̓Ờ̸̢̠͔̩̲̳̻͌̈́̓̈́̅̇̋͜͠͠

IT FOLLOWED ME HOME, CESAR

The voice: Hey Mark, I have a gift for you! I have a present! I have a surprise!

I DO NOT WANT TO SEE WHAT IS ON THE OTHER SIDE

BUT IT HAS BEEN DAYS

*demonic laughter* YOU F**KING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!

*gunshot*

uh oh! bad decision, mark!

*Selene Delgado stares into the camera*
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