“Hey Turkey, wanna join EU?”
“Of course not, I am of Asia!”
“Hey Turkey, wanna come to Asia party?”
“Certainly not, I am of Europe!”
“Hey Turkey, wanna join the Black Sea treaty?”
“Why would I, I am of Mediterranean!”
“Turkey, wanna sign the Mediterranean agreement?”
“No, I am of Black Sea!”
“Ok, whatever…”
“Why does no one want to be my friend?”
