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What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

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What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL SHITPOST

What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Hi, it's Vince with Slap Chop. You're
gonna be in a great mood all day
"cause you're gonna be slappin' your
troubles away with the Slap Chop.
Now, look, here's a potato. BOOM
One slap, you got big chunks for
stews. BOOM slaps, home fries in a
second. Now look at this, if you add a
mushroom, the more you do BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM ate!
Now, you love salad, you hate makin'
it. You know you hate makin' salads,
that's why you don't have any salad
in your diet! Watch this, BOOM One
slap, salad! I love pizza too, but once
in a while get the veggies in, at least
throw it on top of the pizza. You're
gonna change BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM five
seconds, four or five seconds, it's
done!
This thing, this tuna, looks
✨boring ✨. Stop having a boring
tuna, stop having a boring life. Add
this tuna, put it here like this, now
you're gonna have, a nice, tuna, sa-
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Look here's a hard-boiled egg,
BOOM one chop, you add the pickle,
you add the green onion. And what
you can do, you can mix things
together you add the ham, and you're
go- BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM -s to go.
you'regonnalovemynuts,
watch this. Almonds, walnuts, C 0 me
s with a cover. So you can do
everything in the cover. Alright, or
you can do it on the board, whatever
you'd like. So easy, one fi-BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM -one
finger, you guys can do it with your
whole hand BOOM BOOM (inaudible)
-know what they charge you at the
ice cream stores? A ✨dollar✨ for
toppings at the ice cream stores. Add
a couple cookies BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM money away!
You know, not only nuts, what about
fruit? Put a mango, BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
-on your ice cream

The reason you're gonna slap away
everyday, is 'cause it's so easy to
clean. ✨One ✨
✨two✨and
✨pops✨open like that, like a
butterfly, to clean. Now these other
ones that you seen in the stores,
bacteria gets in the food, all the
stores have this, you can't clean it! *
bruh* * bruh * can't open this up!
It's worthless! Forget about
* 🅱️OOM* ! Now, take the Slap Chop,
put it back together, aaannd you get
the garlic.
Alright, here's the garlic. With the sk-
BOOM BOOM there you go, these
skins the garlic, you're gonna eat
more garlic. The onions, with the
skin, alright, this is makin' you cry,
makin' me cry. Alright, life's hard
enough as it is

HEY MARIO, THAT BIG OL 500 POUND SUMBITCH BOWSER TOOK THE DAMN PRINCESS AND USED ALL THE STAR POWER TO PUT EVERYONE IN PAINTINGS
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS INSIDE THOSE PAINTINGS AND RECOVER THE STARS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF JUMPING "what" A LITTLE BIT OF PUNCHING "what" AND A LITTLE BIT OF ASS WHOOPIN "what" TO SAVE PRINCESS PEACH
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ STONE TOAD SAID SO

What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my F**KING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f**k the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!