get good furry fucks

*Solid Snake except an anthropomorphic snake appears*

The most deadly special forces team in the world.

Solid 'Snake': *begins infiltrating the enemy HQ with total silence*

Solid Snake: *instantly kills them with a suppressed pistol, making his way to the leader*

fear him, for he is, the ultimate, the powerful, Branch wielding Partisan.
Capable to defy physics and two shot anything in existance, now with extra buffs!

Solid Snake: *whistles before a sniper shot hits him in the back of the head, killing him*

UNFAIRUNFAIRUNFAIRUNFAIR
-Officer, via PA.

Solid Snake: *forces the army to give up by killing all of their leaders*

youfool
laughs in british empire

*destroys their tea*

OML FURRY’S ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD

Syria-Furry Reich Conflict, 2022

FURRY PORN GOOOOO

Furry porn is f**king useless you bastard

*brings Halo Skewer*
Get wrecked Furries

If only this was actually happening

You DO realize that whatever furry squad you'd assemble, you'd not only break various modern laws of war, basically making you Public enemy no.1 in most countries and states, but also lack of equipment, since that tank is a 20mm light AA carrier.

YES! YES! THE INVASION HAS BEGUN!

Slovakia, Austria, Hungary, Belgium, Netherlands, England, Ireland, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Bosnia, France, Czech Republic, Ukraine, Russia, Luxembourg, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Serbia, Moldova, Croatia, Turkey, Albania, Romania, Germany and Poland have declared war on Furry Reich!

[Worrying news.]

Are they goin’ to Ukraine?

They didn't make it, that's for sure.
-The drunk Slovakian who owns a RPG-5 for some reason

Either that or zelenskyy must have told them not to come there and they anyway so they got the punishment.

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of North Carolina became pregnant with my children.