Talking Ben in the Backrooms

It wasn't god who sent you, it was the M.E.G, right?

Yeah, it was us.

We wanted to see how the entity would react if it saw an animal.

HA! YOU FOOL I WORK FOR THE PARTYGOERS.
eh.
kinda?
I wear a partyhat, so it counts, right?

Nah.

Anyways.

Results:

We sent in an M.E.G operative to record the event and the monster was surprisingly as aggressive as it was to humans, but we also found out Bacteria can be killed with electricity, which is why we carry tasers around now.

Couldn't you test out just uh, y'know.
Deploying Freddy Fazbear?

You see, that was a mistake I didn't make.

I suggested we deploy Freddy instead, but the others were against that.

THEN DEPLOY ABBY THE COPEPOD FOR F**KS SAKE.

Boss said he'll try that out now

He's bulletproof.
probably.

The Bacteria entity doesn't use bullets

If he's bulletproof he's also Bacteriaproof, right?

Dunno

Also no, you don't count as a partygoer just because you wear a party hat

And a yellow coat?

*Loads AK-47*

Woah woah woah, I didn't know it looks that good as a disguise.

*Hands gun over*

wait a sec
partygoers don’t spare anyone, unless they turned you into a partygoer

I wear a yellow coat and sing nursery rhymes.

okay but you only attack not communicate, faker

Who are you to call ME a faker?

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