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WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I SOMETIMES GO FOR A PISS, IT COMES OUT IN TWO SEPARATE GO***AMN STREAMS??? THIS IS A BIOLOGICAL DISORDER THAT HAS NO DIRECT CAUSES OTHER THAN MY DICK JUST WANTS TO GET ME IN TROUBLE. ALMOST EVERY DAY I AM SCOLDED FOR GETTING THE TOILET SEAT WET AND WARNED NOT TO DO IT AGAIN, BUT I’M SORRY, IT’S NOT AS IF I AIM DIRECTLY FOR THE F**KING TOILET SEAT. MOST OF THE TIME I CAN PEE NORMALLY BUT OTHER TIMES THERE IS ANOTHER STREAM THAT GOES FLYING OFF IN THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. AND IT ISN’T JUST THE SEAT THAT GETS WET, BUT OFTEN ITS THE SHITTING WALL AND FLOOR BEHIND IT. I HAVE YET TO FIND OUT HOW THIS HAPPENS, AS IT USUALLY OCCURS IN THE MORNING WHEN I’M JUST WAKING UP, AND I’M TRYING TO BE THE ECO-FRIENDLY MEMBER OF THE FAMILY HERE! WASTING TOILET PAPER JUST TO SOAK UP STRAY URINE IS NOT ETHICAL!!!

Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If woMan Not OBJECT sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. W**ree

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Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If woMan Not OBJECT sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. W**ree

Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If woMan Not OBJECT sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. W**ree