Porl being amazing:

*casually dies in the first season*

I be brought bacc to lifee via necromancy

Yes!!! I didn't learn this brimstone magic from Calamitas for nothing!!!

And I will be Unkillable

You shall be unkillable for the entirely of the final season

..Untill the necromancy wears off and I is ded again

Oh noes

And boi commit sewerslide because he loves me

Boi probably has a good reason, it's probably to become your guardian angel

Y e s

*Happi hugs*

*super happy hugs*

*Very happy hugs*

*super ultra happy hugs*

*Very much happi hugs*

For example: the USA launched a nuke onto japan because of Pearl harbor which is valid, If USA launched a nuke on Japan bc why not then everyone would hate the president

True that

My father is a very smart guy

My dad isn’t the smartest, but he is nice

I'm happy about that, I wish I could live with you

/tp “Supreme_Calamitas” PearlFan23

*Teleports*

Fren! *le happiiii*

Fren!!!

*happi hugs*

Boi shall protect porl until the end

🥰🥰B o i🥰🥰

I must nuke the ice caps

But the p e n g u i n s

Actually you need to wait till ww5

Or we can wait for ww3, ww3 may be a nuclear war

N o canonically the ice caps were nuked during ww5 then humans slowly died out

Hmm, humans slowly died out because some f**ker decided that nuking the ice caps was a good idea
(Which it was to make splatoon)
But as my father says "You have to have a good excuse to launch a nuke or everyone is going to hate you"

Lol