i have like really random, sudden, and intense stomach pains sometimes. i shit and fart way more then the average person. i once was incapacitated for a full 4 days last summer because my stomach felt as though i had put a cannonball through it and i needed to eat but actually getting food hurt. i also sometimes throw up a sip-sized amount of puke in my mouth and instinctively swallow it.
my mom says it's because i don't eat right and it's TOTALLY not anything requiring medical attention because she needs her anti-aging creams more then her kids need to be insured ig
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